Everyday Monsters by Betz Travis
Author:Betz, Travis [Betz, Travis]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Published: 2021-04-22T00:00:00+00:00
Chapter 36
A canopy of lush, green branches offered speckled shade from the sun on high. Pax was the first one awake in the body, but Derek stirred quickly after she started moving him to sit up. Neither said anything right away, as they were too busy scanning the dense forest and multicolored flowers. A soothing creek cut through the trees that smoothed out rocks into perfect circlesâa place straight out of a childhood fairytale.
âLast thing I remember was being eaten by the Jollywog,â Derek said. âDid I miss a step?â
âApparently a big one,â Pax said, just as confused.
An oversized dragonfly zipped by their heads, and for the first time Pax noticed all the animals. Furry creatures no bigger than cats darted between ferns, their sharp, pointed tails erect with curiosity. An array of neon insects spun around in the air like schools of fish, stopping mid-flight, then suddenly continuing their dance.
âIâm not sure how many more times I can handle dyingâ¦and then not dying,â Pax said.
There didnât seem to be any path or road, so Derek and Pax wandered through the thick flora in hopes they might emerge somewhere helpful.
âIs this what itâs like being a vampire?â Derek asked. âOne big overblown adventure after the next?â
âFuck no. I barely leave the couch most nights.â
A cloud of confusion suddenly tornadoed inside their head. Derek stopped and leaned against a thick tree covered from root to tip in giant, moss-coated mushrooms. Pax added pressure to his gripâholding them up. The jungle around them swayed in an unnatural way. Pax realized that Derekâs brain was fighting against the second host, and she wasnât sure how much longer it would allow them to coexist. She did her best to keep positive, if only to ease Derekâs fear just a little. The dizziness passed, and she pushed him off the tree.
They walked a bit further; each cluttered the brain with their own questions. It began to drive Pax mad. It was one thing to fill her own head with thoughts, but another thing entirely to blend it with someone elseâs, like listening to several opinion radio stations at the same timeâutterly pointless.
âCan we please get on the same thought wave?â she said.
Suddenly, an orb of light whizzed by and caused Derek to duck.
âThe hell was that?â he said.
Another orb flittered in front of them, then took off high into the sky.
âGlowing bees!â Derek shouted.
Something shimmered to the right, reflecting heat off the side of Derekâs face. Pax turned his head, felt his eyes grow wide. In front of them, a giant throne shot high into the skyâbrilliant white marble, carved to emulate trunks of trees. It sparkled with the dust of diamonds, making it almost too bright to look at.
High upon the seat, far too big for its diminutive frame, sat a slender creature in a skintight leotard, with lavender wings and a long white beard. Even though Pax had never actually seen one in person, she recognized it immediately as a fairy.
Orbs of all shapes and hues buzzed around them, high into the treetops.
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